Ceritanya berkisar di sebuah ladang penternakan ayam yang terletak di Gunung Semanggul.Tentang sebuah peternakan ayam. Disana ada 5 Ayam betina dan seekor ayam jalak (kira ayam jantan macholah) yang umurnya sudah lanjut dimamah masa (cewah-cewah cam novel percintaan la pulak).
Karena merasa bahwa ayam jalak yang sudah tua tadi sudah melewati masa suburnya, si pemilik ladang tersebut memutuskan untuk membeli seekor ayam jalak lagi yang masih muda, tampan, segak, macho dan yang sewaktu denganya.
Dengan secara tidak sengaja hal ini membuatkan si ayam jalak tua menjadi merasa tersaing. Lalu bibit2 cemburu dan hasat dengki menguasai dirinya, mulalah diyer mengatur srategi. Lalu terjadi percakapan
seperti ini :
Si ayam jalak tua : Eh, kamu jangan serakah sgt kat sini. Ayam betinanya kan ada 25. Kamu boleh ambil yang 15, bakinya bagi aku.
Si ayam jalak muda: Banyak hensem ko punya muka, tua tak sedarkan diri. Hang tu dah tua dah tak larat dah so semua untuk aku sahaja.
Si ayam jalak tua : hek eleh...berlagak tul mamat seekor ni (jalak tua bercakap lam ati yer). Seper kata aku tua tak larat lagi, ko jgn pandang rendah pada aku, kang aku sekeh kang... O.klah, aku maleh nak gaduh ngan budak hingusan cam ko ni (jalak tua, menunjukkan eksen nyer) so apa kata kalau kita pertontonkan kemanchoan kita ngan mengadakan satu pertandingan. Siapa yang menang boleh ambil semua ayam betina yang ada kat sini ayam ini. Yang kalah kirim salam.
Si ayam jalak muda: Aku.. aku boleh sahaja, pantang dicabar ni. Kita nak buat pertandingan apa ni... cabut bulu ayam ker (jalak muda membuat lawak loya beruk giler)
Si ayam jalak tua : bukan! Senang jer pertandingan lumba lari.
Sam bil tersenyum lembu, Si ayam jalak muda: Set
Si ayam jalak tua : Lumbanya 400M. tapi karena aku sudah tua, aku minta untuk lari dulu di depanmu 50 meter.
Si ayam jalak muda: Boleh (dengan penuh keyakinan).
Maka pertandingan pun dimulai. Ayam jalak tua lari dulu 50 meter baru ayam jalak yang muda lari menyusul dengan kecepatan kuasa extra gaban yang mengkagumkan. Eh, baru kurang 1 meter menyusul, si ayam jalak muda
ditembak langsung oleh pemilik peternakan. Kenapa?????
[jawaban ada di bawah]
Kata Pemilik : "Kurang ajar. INI AYAM JALAK-HOMOSEKS NI. Asal setiap aku beli dapat yang macam ni SUKA SANGAT KEJAR-KEJAR AYAM JALAK TUA AKU"
NiLAI MORAL : Jgn berlagak ngan org tua (diorang banyak trick, hehehe)
HORMATILAH ORANG YANG LEBIH TUA DARI KITA...
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Last Day in Saraja Kahin Sdn Bhd....
hari isnin nie merupakan hari terakhir di Saraja Kahin Sdn Bhd....walaupun hny seminggu jer br masuk kejer...tapi bnyk gak pnglamn yng ditimba...al maklumlah...aku nie fresh graduate...then..everything happen is under my control..never thought i will get the big job...never thinked will be worked in a big cmpny...mgkn btl kata bos aku...Allah s.w.t dah tunjuk jalan seluas2nyer tuk aku melangkah jauh...aku patut ambil pluang tue....walaupun rasa gmbr n xcited nak kejer di cmpny br...jauh di sudut hati rasa bersalah dgn bos lama....huhuhuu...alhamdullilah...selepas aku dikecewakan, dikhianati, dihina, dipandang rendah...akhirnye aku diketemukan dengan orng2 yang baik....sering memberi smgt dan dorongan yang tak putus2...malah memahami situasi dan keadaan aku...memberi ruang untuk aku bernafas....sekarang adalah waktu untuk aku bangun semula...kembali selepas dijatuhkan...mulai 1 ogos 2007 adalah hari tuk aku melupakan kisah duka aku...biarkan ia berkubur...aku cuma akan pandang ke hadapan sahaja...takkan sesekali menoleh ke belakang..biarlah apa manusia di sekeliling aku nak ckp...either aku ego ker, aku nie berlagak ker...mereka takkan pernah memahami diriku...bak kata bos aku...yang nak berjaya aku...masa depanku adalah milikku...biarlah apa orng nak kata..bila kita dah berjaya 1 day..masa tur mereka akan sdr saper diri aku sbnrnye....pekakkan telinga dan fikir tuk diri sendiri....hny diri sndr shj tahu apa yang terbaik...semoga selepas ini, aku akn terus tabah menjalani kehidupan....Insya-allah....
Al-kisahnyer pisang....
Dalam ceramah Datok Dr. Fadillah Kamsah pada hari 16 April 2006, lepas juga menasihati
agar kaum wanita memakan sebiji pisang sehari di awal pagi untuk mencegah
kanser dan ubat yang paling mujarab ialah meminum air kosong sebaik sahaja bangun dari tidur.
P.S : Jangan gosok gigi dulu.
Kos perubatan yang dapat dijimatkan
Sebiji pisang (20sen) x 30hari = RM6.00 sebulan.
Kos makan pisang setahun RM6.00 x 12 bulan= RM 72.00
Kos makan pisang sepanjang hayat umur 60 tahun = RM 72.00 x 60 tahun =
RM 4320.00 saja
Kos perubatan Kimoterapi yang dapat dijimatkan sekali rawatan x 8 Cycle =RM
40,000.00 kospaling murah. Ni saya Tanya doctor2 le. Satu cycle
je RM 5000.00.. cancer menyerang semula jika kita tidak menjaga
pemakanan dan kesihatan kita.
Going Bananas
Bananas... This is very interesting. After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER
look at a banana in the same way again - Bananas. Containing three
natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber,
a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous
90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the
world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help
us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number
of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering
from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because
bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts
into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally
make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the
blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and
Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood
pressure and stroke.
Brain Power:
200 students at aTwickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their
exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in
a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed
fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel
action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and,
with the help of the honey, builds up depleted
blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from
heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and
avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area
with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful
at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work
leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking
at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were
more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that,
to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood
sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to
keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because
of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that
can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the
stomach.
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can
lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers.
In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby
is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder(SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer
tryptophan.
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the
body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends
oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When
we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium
banana snack.
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating
bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes
by as much as 40%!
Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a
wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow
side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical
tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times
the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice
agar kaum wanita memakan sebiji pisang sehari di awal pagi untuk mencegah
kanser dan ubat yang paling mujarab ialah meminum air kosong sebaik sahaja bangun dari tidur.
P.S : Jangan gosok gigi dulu.
Kos perubatan yang dapat dijimatkan
Sebiji pisang (20sen) x 30hari = RM6.00 sebulan.
Kos makan pisang setahun RM6.00 x 12 bulan= RM 72.00
Kos makan pisang sepanjang hayat umur 60 tahun = RM 72.00 x 60 tahun =
RM 4320.00 saja
Kos perubatan Kimoterapi yang dapat dijimatkan sekali rawatan x 8 Cycle =RM
40,000.00 kospaling murah. Ni saya Tanya doctor2 le. Satu cycle
je RM 5000.00.. cancer menyerang semula jika kita tidak menjaga
pemakanan dan kesihatan kita.
Going Bananas
Bananas... This is very interesting. After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER
look at a banana in the same way again - Bananas. Containing three
natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber,
a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous
90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the
world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help
us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number
of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering
from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because
bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts
into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally
make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the
blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and
Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood
pressure and stroke.
Brain Power:
200 students at aTwickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their
exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in
a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed
fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel
action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and,
with the help of the honey, builds up depleted
blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from
heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and
avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area
with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful
at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work
leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking
at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were
more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that,
to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood
sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to
keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because
of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that
can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the
stomach.
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can
lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers.
In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby
is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder(SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer
tryptophan.
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the
body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends
oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When
we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium
banana snack.
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating
bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes
by as much as 40%!
Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a
wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow
side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical
tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times
the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Useful Information on one of the deadliest diseases of our time: CANCER
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence,Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.
CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts)and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence,Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.
CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts)and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
Wife n Husband
Ada sepasang suami isteri yang dah lama kawin..Si laki ni ada satu tabiat buruk iaitu setiap kali bangun tidur mesti dia kentut, kentut puaka gitu sebab bunyi dia menggegarkan bilik tidur dan baunya ya rabbi tak leh nak cerita nanti pembaca muntah pulak Si bini ni memang sokmo komplen pasal kentut tue dan banyak kali termuntah sebab tak tahan…tapi si laki dengan muka penuh selamba menjelaskan, kentut tu perkara semulajadi yang baik untuk kesihatan…. Satu hari si bini yang dah lama tak tahan perangai si laki berkata, " satu hari nanti awak kentut bukan sahaja angin yang keluar… semua isi perut awak pun akan keluar sama, masa tu baru padan muka awak…", si laki cuma sengih jer. Hari raya korban pun tiba…keluarga tersebut banyak dapat daging dan dalam banyak2 bungkusan tue ada perut lembu, hati, paru-paru… maka timbullah idea si bini nak pekena laki dia…Masa laki dia tengah seronok tido dia telah longgokan perut lembu yang berjela2 betul2 kat bontot laki dia, lepas tu dia pun ke dapur untuk menunggu aksi seterusnya…. Dipendekkan citer…maka laki dia dia pun bangun dan macam rutine biasa dia melepaskan das das kentutnya yang maha dahsyat bunyinya dan maha busuk baunya… si bini tunggu dengan penuh khusyuk. Dari dalam bilik tido terdengar suara laki dia terjerit sakan,…hysteria gitu… sibini tertonggeng tonggeng dan guling2 ketawa. 20 minit pastu silaki pun kedapur untuk sarapan.. sibini pun buat donno dan control macho.... "masin betullah mulut awak… habis tali perut saya terkeluar macam yang awak cakap hari tue". Kata laki dia bersungguh-sungguh. "Habis tue abang buat macam mana?" tanya sibini sambil control suara dan perut yang nak pecah sebab nak ketawa. "nasib baik abang tak panic… abang terus ke bilik air, dan sekarang dah settle...""abang buat macam mana?" Tanya sibini agak suspend."Dengan menggunakan jari sahaja abang berjaya memasukkan balik semua isi perut abang tadi…tak payah susah2 pegi hospital untuk operation"…Si bini terdiam kaku…
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